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Why I left the DJNewstyle Show

This is in response to the one sided argument that DJNewstyle spouted in regards to why he thinks I left the DJNewstyle Show. Contrary to DJNewstyle’s claim, I did not leave the show because of our spat over an online file hosting service. I left the show due to DJNewstyle’s constant barrage of condemnation and condescension toward me. Meeting DJNewstyle and doing the DJNewstyle Show really...

Jun 26th

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Jul 5th

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Jul 5th

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Dec 18th

Watch

My visit to Chipotle.

Nov 12th

Nov 4th

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Missing my exit

Oct 29th

Starbucks for dummies →

Oct 28th

Stop licking fingers & using saliva as a lubricant

“I am astounded by the number of retail workers that lick their fingers to either separate out their money or open bags. In Wal-Mart, my cashier, who definitely needed dental work, decided to lick her fingers in order to distribute the change to the man in front of me. She not only did this once, but then again as she handed him the money as she counted it out. She then wetted her fingers...

Oct 27th

Copyright Germfreak

In an effort to ensure that I receive the proper credit, I have compiled all of the words, acronyms, sayings, and phrases that I have invented. I have also provided a brief explanation of each one. When utilizing any of the following words, acronyms, sayings, or phrases, you must remember to follow them by saying or typing Copyright Germfreak; following this protocol is imperative so that others...

Oct 25th

Haunted House

I took my family to a haunted house yesterday in my hometown. We waited 90 minutes on line to go through a 2 minute walk through the house. My 3 year old son Luke did not come; my mother babysat him. He would have been a terror. Anyway, one ghoul in the haunted house told my 5 year old daughter Lauren that he was going to slice her head off; to be honest that did not sit well with me. I asked...

Oct 21st

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Oct 19th

Where is the fall weather?

Why is it 76 degrees with 90% humidity in mid-October in New Jersey?

Oct 19th

When I put my youngest daughter to bed at night she always tells me that she loves me like a heart(remember that this is the same daughter who called me a fuck). What can I say, you gotta take the good with the bad.

Oct 18th

I asked for black coffee!!

Dunkin’ Donuts screwed up my coffee! The drive thru gave me coffee with cream and sugar when I ordered it BLACK. Unfortunately I did not realize it until I got home.

Oct 17th

Naps Are Not for Me

I took a nap today for a few hours only to wake up to a massive headache. I always feel like I got hit by a freight train whenever I open my eyes after a nap.

Oct 17th

I am addicted...........

This time of year I fall off the wagon due to my addiction to candy corn and mellowcreme pumpkins. .

Oct 17th

No Show

It is DJ Newstyle’s parent’s anniversary today so he is taking them out to dinner tonight; as a result, there is no show. I have to wait another week to try out my new headphones during a broadcast. P.S. I hope he took his parents some place nice and not fucking Chipolte.

Oct 17th

Happy Anniversary!!

Today is my 12th wedding anniversary. A dozen years of smelling the same person’s morning breath. Ain’t life great?

Oct 15th